Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!hoptoad!uunet!nuchat!splut!jay From: jay@splut.UUCP Newsgroups: alt.flame Subject: What do you call...? Message-ID: <239@splut.UUCP> Date: Fri, 13-Nov-87 08:32:22 EST Article-I.D.: splut.239 Posted: Fri Nov 13 08:32:22 1987 Date-Received: Sun, 15-Nov-87 12:24:53 EST Organization: Confederate Microsystems, League City, TX Lines: 39 Keywords: arrogant Berzerkeleyoid asshole [**] In article <21550@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU>, jwl@ernie.Berkeley.EDU (James Wilbur Lewis) writes: > What do you call a Stetson hat on top of an empty pair of cowboy boots? > A Texan with the shit kicked out of him, of course! * What do you call a pile of pills and joints on top of a pair of sandals? JWLewis with the shit kicked out of him, of course! [**] > Don't piss us off. We have guns. And we know where you live! Imagine > waking up one morning to find yourself surrounded by dozens of armed, > crazed, foaming-at-the-mouth net.dirtballs.....stone mad for cocaine > and violence. Yes, Mr. Meaders, we've got a LIST! When the revolution comes > (and it will), and you're being dragged down to the basement for your daily > beating, you'll rue the day you ever discovered Pnews! No one calls Jim Lewis > a "dirtball" and expects to live! You bastard! YOUR CHECK IS CASHED! If I > were you, I'd be packing for a long overseas vacation about now.... Just don't try this in League City, Texas...so far as intruders are concerned, I *am* armed and dangerous, and LCPD cops are not konwn to be nice to people who jack with residents... > * Yes, I know that not *all* Texans are pompous, arrogant shitheads. > You wouldn't know it by reading the net, though. ** Yes, I know that not *all* Berzerkeleyoids are pompous, arrogant shitheads. You wouldn't know it by reading JWLewis's postings, though... -- Jay Maynard, K5ZC (@WB5BBW)...>splut!< | uucp: uunet!nuchat!splut!jay Never ascribe to malice that which can | or: academ!uhnix1!--^ adequately be explained by stupidity. | GEnie: JAYMAYNARD CI$: 71036,1603 The opinions herein are shared by none of my cats, much less anyone else. -- Jay Maynard, K5ZC (@WB5BBW)...>splut!< | uucp: uunet!nuchat!splut!jay Never ascribe to malice that which can | or: academ!uhnix1!--^ adequately be explained by stupidity. | GEnie: JAYMAYNARD CI$: 71036,1603 The opinions herein are shared by none of my cats, much less anyone else.