Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!mnetor!uunet!husc6!uwvax!uwmacc!uwmcsd1!csd4.milw.wisc.edu!cmaag From: cmaag@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Christopher N Maag) Newsgroups: comp.binaries.ibm.pc Subject: Neat voice|gag program Message-ID: <3692@uwmcsd1.UUCP> Date: Mon, 30-Nov-87 01:05:30 EST Article-I.D.: uwmcsd1.3692 Posted: Mon Nov 30 01:05:30 1987 Date-Received: Wed, 2-Dec-87 23:08:26 EST Sender: news@uwmcsd1.UUCP Reply-To: cmaag@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Christopher N Maag) Distribution: all Organization: University of WI-Milwaukee Lines: 209 Hello -- Here is a neat little program I found on a local bbs. It uses the speaker to generate a very-realistic (the best I've heard on a PC!) voice that says something to the effect of "Help! I'm locked in this computer! Let me out! Help!". Maybe you can find a use for it. I'm also using this posting to make sure that my uuencoder is working okay. Here is what's in the following uuecoded, arced file: Searching: HELPME2.ARC Filename Length Method Size Ratio Date Time CRC -------- ------ ------ ------ ----- ---- ---- --- HELPME.COM 30208 Crunched 7440 76% 10-23-87 17:19:48 FF10 ----- ------ ------ ----- 0001 30208 7440 76% Mail me at one of the following addresses if you have problems, or if you have any digitized voice programs that you'd be interested in sharing. (Be sure to delete my signature at the end of this message before you uudecode it...) 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