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From: hundt@wind.bellcore.com (tom hundt)
Newsgroups: comp.binaries.ibm.pc
Subject: greet -- cute for autoexec
Message-ID: <4119@bellcore.bellcore.com>
Date: Mon, 7-Dec-87 20:02:55 EST
Article-I.D.: bellcore.4119
Posted: Mon Dec  7 20:02:55 1987
Date-Received: Sun, 13-Dec-87 07:36:59 EST
Sender: news@bellcore.bellcore.com
Organization: Bellcore, Morristown, NJ
Lines: 31

Put in autoexec.bat.
Sample output: 

C> GREET Mr. Phelps

Good evening, Mr. Phelps!

Today is Monday, December 7, 1987.

The current time is 8:03 p.m.


begin 0666 greet.arc
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MC9LS) @:1!C&#)TR# VZB5CP((@R=LHT?$B"RL$P>4"DF0."A(L&"A241%,&
MQ)@Z<N2(I ."3IHV-5>V!!'&19N7,F,"F%+'#1F4)$! &M#DC5.H4@=0J5-F
MSM,\44%<*4/&3=>O,W%ZQ6I$3AJT6:>$H8,3KI(P;NJ$D0,6! @C9<3(T<LW
M:I.]8]!$A40@"!RW;!83.-P7D@$E3<LL+H"93>4"0>J<J3.'SN(!4\K N=A&
M#$823\;0>>-:3E@G;T*V?@V"2)DQ97;;!D&+1;,040#U8\!G@G()? XTLA B
MP#H&D !,CV"]0/;I P+02G#<%R  BAC(:#>N 2P6Z'8!,,*/%;I: ,3I@Q4"
MG2L L#2 3BH *H .*06B\XEV%KP@'GDAT*+"<5%(,9T7 =ACPA8!# #->,>]
MAXX? (* 3AX 9#$=*0'XTXPBQ6C(H8<@A@"+B6&@%PPFZ) !('Q6E(A.% !@
M@4Z0T^7PX''3^;!D"%DHQQP"@+3#@#$&4!$ '#!BT@,  -0Q0 $, ("."@#J
M@ X'.GJ9  !_'  %+#"@XT"1Z$S X!1/-@."%(I\*,!Q6@P#186Y@!F$+F#>
98P,7 4CQ99CR8$% G=W\(PX^6F2!Q3 :  ."
 
end

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