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From: new@killer.UUCP (BBS INITIAL LOGIN)
Newsgroups: soc.women,soc.men,soc.motss,alt.flame
Subject: Mark Ethan Smith - The 8th wonder of the world
Message-ID: <2608@killer.UUCP>
Date: 29 Dec 87 18:07:23 GMT
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Summary: This 'cat's for real???


Hear Ye, Hear Ye...... announcing the 8th wonder of the world:

	THE DICKLESS (who would like to be cuntless) WONDER!

I have seen so many *stupid* people on this system, but Mark Ethan Smith
takes the cake!  In case anyone doesn't know about Mark, *IT* is really
a woman who wants to be a man *real* bad.  So bad, in fact, that *IT* had
*IT's* name changed (legally, I believe).  Then this thing goes around
bad mouthing men, women, anyone or anything that dares to tread on its
ground.  Mark would like for everyone to believe that it is a man, but
it isn't (right Mark, or did your shrink in S.F. manage to convince you
otherwise).  Everyone will know when Mark thinks it is a man when it goes
to the local supermarket and starts buying up all the hot dogs to wear
around daily in its panties.  Maybe it'll make *IT* feel like *IT*
thinks a man should feel.  If *IT* gets hungry, *IT* can even have a
snack!  Who knows, maybe a couple of grapes on the side for realism! 

You know what else chafes old Woody's ass?  Mark is on welfare.  *YOUR* 
(and my) tax dollars are paying for it to call up (on expensive networks)
and post all its stupid articles.  Then it complains when anyone even
suggests that welfare be cut back.  RIGHT!  I can't wait to see 
*ITs* response to this (can anyone else)!!!

Well, Mark, you think you can find out who this is ('ol "hoax" at UCB
perhaps)?  You are truly the dregs of our society, and deep down you know
its true.  Trouble is, you can't admit it to anyone.  You seem to think
it is your right to be able to conduct yourself in any manner you seem
to think fit.  It doesn't bother you that you are using anyone elses finances
to post your stupid opinions.  You flame the very people that make it
possible for you to continue your meaningless existance on this network.
What do you think about that???  Can't wait for your flames in response.

By the way... just in case you think I was embarrassed to post this 
under my real name:  YOUR WRONG, *IT*!  I just want to see you in a
situation that you can't do anything about-- totally uncontrollable by
you.  Go on -- prove to the world that you are a mindless toad -- continue
your meaningless existance.  The thing thats going to piss you off most
about this article is that *YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT*!!!  Bye Bye, Mark.

---
Woody the Owl    anyone@anywhere
"give a hoot-net -- don't pollute usenet!"

p.s.  By the way, Mark- Eat shit, roll over and die!