Path: utzoo!hoptoad!amdcad!decwrl!ucbvax!rutgers!im4u!ti-csl!pollux!killer!jfh From: jfh@killer.UUCP (The Beach Bum) Newsgroups: alt.flame Subject: Re: "the best women" Summary: For a while there I thought Oleg was a real person. Message-ID: <2929@killer.UUCP> Date: 15 Jan 88 19:42:34 GMT References: <7728@sunybcs.UUCP> <1429@quad1.quad.com> <7838@sunybcs.UUCP> <2923@killer.UUCP> Organization: Big "D" Home for Wayward Hackers Lines: 85 Posted: Fri Jan 15 13:42:34 1988 In article <2923@killer.UUCP>, alleng@killer.UUCP (Allen Gwinn) writes: > In article <7838@sunybcs.UUCP> ugfailau@joey.UUCP (Fai Lau) writes: > > I have every intention to put some fire in > >alt.flame by placing Oleg in his living hell. > > Good luck, Fai! > -- > Allen Gwinn / email: {ihnp4!decvax!killer}!sulaco!allen > \ USPS: P.O. Box 740444, Dallas, TX 75374-0444 Yes, at first I too was of the mistaken impression that Comrad Oleg was an actual, real person. I am, once again, sadly mistaken. Mssr. Oleg's sole source of joy in this life is bragging about just how offensive he actually is. Having never been close enough I can't tell you if he is _actually_ offense, or if his fingers make him do it. I would suspect the man has a hand fetish of some sort. Bashing people on the net for precious little reason, except to prop up his microscopic ego, is a trait which Mssr. Oleg is quite long on. He does seem to have acquired enough education by which to post to USENET with, shame he hasn't learned how not to act like a raving loon. He seems to take extreme pride in just how well he can insult people, which until this time, I thought was something one would not be inclined to be proud of. Mssr. Oleg must have gone to a different school than I did. Perhaps it was Kiev U. or Moscow Polytechnic. He probably was raised near Chernoble(sp), which would explain his radiant personality. He definitely has been never near Siberia, his inflamatory style is simply to hot for such a cold part of the world. Then again, maybe he used to live there and kept himself and his family warm in the summer with his remarkably flamable wit. Beats burning Reindeer chips. See, I thought I was the one single person Oleg had trouble with this week. Seems he can't keep himself out of dutch (sorry to all you Dutch persons) with anyone on the net. As for `been on the net a long time'. I've had systems in the maps longer than Mssr. Oleg has had a Green Card. Assuming he actually has a Green Card. Which brings us back to this matter of his employment. I thought it was against the law for Russians to use Unix? Every license I've ever read had express prohibitions against Commies using Unix. But then, maybe Comrad Oleg wasn't such a good little goose-stepper as a child and got bounced out of the Fatherland (or is Russia the Motherland? I know Nazi Germany was the Fatherland. I'm not so sure about Russia.) Maybe he called the premier a childish dweeb once too often. As for his sex life, well Fai, I suspect he has us all beaten there. He probably even has himself beaten. Up, off, whatever, just beaten, mostly. Bragging about the quality of the breasts of you lover will get you no place, Fai, unless you can back it up with rebar sizes and chain weights. Things like `My lover regularly hits me with #9 rebar' might impress him. Or, `I personally prefer 50# a foot anchor chain to that bicycle stuff other women have tied me down with'. I don't suspect he is into leather much. Can't break bones as easily with a Cat O' 9 Tails as you can with a crow bar. I do suspect he prefers his leather on the hoof. And in bed. You know, slide the hefer a little dork (and I mean, a _little_ dork). I suspect his favorite saying is `Bovine is Divine'. And remember, boys and girls, Milk _is_ good food. Why bother with Vodka if you have fresh milk laying right next to you. I'd personally like to know (Enquiring minds want to know!), if he types so well, does he speak in the same fashion? `Hey, you childish dweeb, go fetch me my computer keyboard, you wimpy little snot'. Yes, I can hear it now. Wow, I should have taken English As A Second Language, or The KGB Way to Influencing Friends and Making New Enemies. What a magnetic personality. Comes from having been wrapped up in tow chain every night for years. Or maybe he has natural Animal Magnetism. He just naturally attracts sheep, cows, horses, pigs, mostly the large, heavy animals. He is very magnetic you know. Is Elisa Collins around? I'd really like to call him an AI project, 'cept he ain't that intelligent. Given his extreme lack of intelligence, I think accusing him of being a LISP program would be insulting. At best, he may well be a BASIC program. Or maybe that silly little dialect of SNOBOL that comes with Unix machines. He is a rather silly little person. Being written in a silly little language would be quite appropriate. Oh, I almost forgot. Ball's in your court Oleg. - John. -- John F. Haugh II SNAIL: HECI Exploration Co. Inc. UUCP: ...!ihnp4!killer!jfh 11910 Greenville Ave, Suite 600 "Don't Have an Oil Well? ... Dallas, TX. 75243 ... Then Buy One!" (214) 231-0993 Ext 260