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From: riddle@woton.UUCP (Prentiss Riddle )
Newsgroups: comp.unix.questions
Subject: Re: Online Guru ..
Message-ID: <1017@woton.UUCP>
Date: 7 Jan 88 16:24:27 GMT
References: <2665@shamash.UUCP> <586@mcrware.UUCP>
Organization: Shriners Burns Institute, Galveston
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Summary: :-)
Guru-Of-Gurus: "Bob"


> Long ago, I recall that some university comp center wrote some scripts for
> ELIZA or her moral equivalent to turn her into an advisor on how to use
> the system...

I can see it all now:

	Luser:	Guruji, I have a problem.
	Guru:	Read The Fine Manual.
	Luser:	I just typed "rm -r *" and now I can't find my files.
	Guru:	Read The Fine Manual.

And so on...

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