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From: price@marlin.NOSC.MIL (James N. Price)
Newsgroups: rec.aviation,rec.ham-radio,sci.electronics
Subject: Re: Humor
Keywords: Laws for Homebuilders
Message-ID: <1019@marlin.NOSC.MIL>
Date: 19 Jan 88 21:06:22 GMT
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Reply-To: price@marlin.nosc.mil.UUCP (James N. Price)
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Organization: Naval Ocean Systems Center, San Diego
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Please add to the list, the LAW OF SELECTIVE GRAVITATION which says that
a hammer dropped on a workbench will land such that it does the most 
expensive damage possible.

--Jim Price, PRICE@NOSC.MIL