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From: erict@flatline.UUCP (eric townsend)
Newsgroups: alt.flame,rec.humor,comp.misc
Subject: A shameless rag on Intel - offensive to Intel employees, but !rot13
Summary: only a few?
Message-ID: <368@flatline.UUCP>
Date: 6 Feb 88 02:01:40 GMT
References: <4746@watdragon.waterloo.edu> <2753@omepd>
Organization: flatline in Houston(Montrose, really), Tx.
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In article <2753@omepd>, hah@mipon3.intel.com (Hans Hansen) writes:
> BTW  we at Intel are not sitting on our 80386 laurals !!
                                                ^^^^^^^
No, but you might be sitting on your dictionary....

> Intel is seeking a few GOOD Component Designers.  If you are interested
                     ^^^
A few???  \/\/\/\/\  I laughed for days and days.

Intel needs a whole new COMPANY worth of COMPETENT component designers
before they can start putting out ads for GOOD designers... 

> please check out misc.jobs.offered.

  How about misc.jobs.braindamaged.chips?

> Hans		hah@inteloa.UUCP  or  hah@inteloa.intel.com

Somebody else said it first:

'Intel architectures build character.'

Oo... I forgot the :-) :-).  I guess I should be nice to Intel/IBM.
If it wasn't for them I wouldn't have anybody to rag on....

This message is just in the good, clean fun promoted by competitive,
repto-linear schools of patriarchical thought.
-- 
"Occult symbols include ... the 'peace' symbol and the Jewish 'Star of David'"
   -- From the Back In Control Handbook
"$20,000 a year is a small price to not have to talk to our kids"
   -- Jello Biafra, commenting on the "Back in Control" program
Girls play with toys. Real women skate. -- Powell Peralta ad
J. Eric Townsend ->uunet!nuchat!flatline!erict smail:511Parker#2,Hstn,Tx,77007