Path: utzoo!mnetor!uunet!husc6!bbn!uwmcsd1!ig!agate!ucbvax!engvax.scg.hac.COM!MACKINNON%BACH From: MACKINNON%BACH@engvax.scg.hac.COM (Glenn MacKinnon) Newsgroups: comp.os.vms Subject: do you ever feel like.... Message-ID: <8801230008.AA06826@scgvaxd.SCG.HAC.COM> Date: 23 Jan 88 00:06:00 GMT Sender: daemon@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU Organization: The Internet Lines: 18 Life's a series of syntax errors Have you ever, while pondering the paths of the net, Thought to send off a note or a prayer, better yet? For a system that knows what you're trying to do, And can get it done with no assistance from you? Have you ever cried out, as loud as you're able? While mounting a tape or fixing a cable, "These machines all hate me. They're driving me nuts." "I'm Gonna FILL THEM WITH CONCRETE. No ifs, ands or buts!" "ARRRRAAGGHHHHH.......!" :-) -------