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From: rayan@ai.toronto.edu (Rayan Zachariassen)
Newsgroups: tor.news,tor.news.stats,ont.uucp
Subject: current crunch
Message-ID: <1988Feb10.035509.12060@jarvis.csri.toronto.edu>
Date: 10 Feb 88 08:55:08 GMT
Article-I.D.: jarvis.1988Feb10.035509.12060
Posted: Wed Feb 10 03:55:08 1988
Distribution: ont
Organization: University of Toronto, Creative Cnews group
Lines: 23
Keywords: crisis comments
Summary: chuckle

Canadian College Campuses Complain:

	Computer Capacity Catastrophe.

	Can Cnews Cure Collyer's Conjectured Combinatorial Collapse?

	Computer Capacity Catastrophe?  Consider Common Cures: Clear
	Cajoling Community Cannot Continue.  Camouflage Compound Costs
	Concealing Computer Carried Cargo.  Cherished CPU Cycles
	Clearly Consume Criminal Costs.  Contemplate Cnews Curing
	Cascading Catharsis! Clairvoyant Computer Consultants Collude
	Creating Comprehensive Code Channelling Cycles Constructively.
	Cnews Creates Computing Capacity!  Cures Computer Collapse
	Consequently Conquering Current Calamity!  Chatty Collyer's
	Cohort Coauthor Claims Cnews Clearly Combats Capacity
	Concerns.  Cool Cat Colleages Concur:  Consensus Claims Cheap
	Cnews Clearly Condems Current Competition.  Champion
	Connectivity, Conserve Cycles, Conspire Converting Community
	Consciousness, Censor Chaff, Circumvent Claustrophobic Clatter,
	Conquer Capacity Constraints, Choose Cnews!

Cheeky Cub Correspondent.
Confirmed Cnews Celebrant.