Xref: utzoo rec.humor.d:546 alt.flame:1673 talk.bizarre:8514 Path: utzoo!hoptoad!ptsfa!ames!umd5!grebyn!inco!mack From: mack@inco.UUCP (Dave Mack) Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.flame,talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Dead dog standing in the middle of the road... Message-ID: <1360@inco.UUCP> Date: 18 Feb 88 22:42:11 GMT References: <3533@mit-vax.LCS.MIT.EDU> <2246@geac.UUCP> Reply-To: mack@inco.UUCP (Dave Mack) Organization: McDonnell Douglas-INCO, McLean, VA Lines: 46 In article <2246@geac.UUCP> sigrid@geac.UUCP (Sigrid Grimm) writes: >In an article posted to rec.humor, (Oh what a silly oaf) writes, in response >to someone else's suggestion: > >>> "Dog-standing" is an obscure sport practiced in Appalachia. When you >>> spot a dead dog beside a lonely road, stop, ... >... >> Foo! >> ... and nail the dog's feet to the road, with the dog standing up. >> Then watch people go apeshit ... >of thing but this is too much ... I don't mean to sound like I'm dripping with >overly-sensitive sentiment but honestly, somewhere out there might be a kid -- >Billy, and his dad, out looking for Lucky their pet dog who has grown up with >Billy and been a long-time friend to the family ... Imagine the kid's horror >when they find their dog nailed to the road??? I could just imagine my own >horror at finding one of our fellow earthling creatures -- dead or not, >treated like this for the sake of a good laugh .... how nauseating ... > >Some people got no respect. > >Sigrid > >p.s., so go ahead flame me if you must ... Of course, Sigrid is correct. It would be much more entertaining to nail little Billy's feet to the road. Probably wouldn't stay upright though. We'd probably have to do it while he was still alive. As an alternative, how about pouring a large puddle of contact cement in a crosswalk? Eventually, something should get stuck in it. Love and kisses, Vlad -- Dave Mack Master of BizZen McDonnell Douglas-Inco, Inc. DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed 8201 Greensboro Drive are my own and in no way reflect the McLean, VA 22102 views of McDonnell Douglas or its (703)883-3911 subsidiaries. {uunet | sundc | rlgvax | netxcom | decuac}!hadron!inco!mack Support your local Turing Police. Delete GREG/NOWAK.