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From: richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.flame,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Dead dog standing in the middle of the road...
Message-ID: <2641@gryphon.CTS.COM>
Date: 19 Feb 88 04:38:47 GMT
References: <3533@mit-vax.LCS.MIT.EDU> <2246@geac.UUCP> <1360@inco.UUCP>
Reply-To: richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton)
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In article <1360@inco.UUCP> mack@inco.UUCP (Dave Mack) writes:
>
>Of course, Sigrid is correct.
>
>It would be much more entertaining to nail little Billy's feet to the
>road. Probably wouldn't stay upright though. We'd probably have to do
>it while he was still alive.
>
>As an alternative, how about pouring a large puddle of contact cement
>in a crosswalk? Eventually, something should get stuck in it.

Why do you think they don't sell crazy glue in 5 gallon cans ?



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