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From: robinson@dewey.soe.berkeley.edu (Michael Robinson)
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Subject: Re: Dead dog standing in the middle of the road...
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Date: 19 Feb 88 16:52:10 GMT
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In article <2641@gryphon.CTS.COM> richard@gryphon.CTS.COM (Richard Sexton) writes:
>In article <1360@inco.UUCP> mack@inco.UUCP (Dave Mack) writes:
>>
>>As an alternative, how about pouring a large puddle of contact cement
>>in a crosswalk? Eventually, something should get stuck in it.
>
>Why do you think they don't sell crazy glue in 5 gallon cans ?

They don't sell Crazy Glue (tm) in 5 gallon cans, but anyone with a brain
would be able to figure out where to buy 1 gallon cans of cyano-acrylate
(Crazy Glue (tm), for those who can't read labels).

Extrapolating from Crazy Glue (tm) television advertising, a gallon of 
cyano-acrylate ought to be just about enough to glue a Boeing 747 to the
bottom of a steel girder.

Just think of the possibilities.


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