Xref: utzoo rec.humor.d:580 alt.flame:1728 talk.bizarre:9020 Path: utzoo!mnetor!uunet!labrea!mcnc!xanth!kent From: kent@xanth.cs.odu.edu (Kent Paul Dolan) Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.flame,talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Dead dog standing in the middle of the road... Message-ID: <4277@xanth.cs.odu.edu> Date: 26 Feb 88 18:30:49 GMT References: <3533@mit-vax.LCS.MIT.EDU> <2246@geac.UUCP> <1360@inco.UUCP> <2641@gryphon.CTS.COM> <23055@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> <1833@phoenix.Princeton.EDU> Reply-To: kent@xanth.UUCP (Kent Paul Dolan) Organization: Old Dominion University, Norfolk Va. Lines: 18 Keywords: obvious Summary: Stand the stupid thing up with Final Net! In article <1833@phoenix.Princeton.EDU> kenchiu@phoenix.Princeton.EDU (Kenneth Chiu) writes: >In article <23055@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> robinson@dewey.soe.berkeley.edu.UUCP (Michael Robinson) writes: >>Extrapolating from Crazy Glue (tm) television advertising, a gallon of >>cyano-acrylate ought to be just about enough to glue a Boeing 747 to the >>bottom of a steel girder. >> >>Just think of the possibilities. > >Peace activists could glue themselves to the pavement instead of just >sitting there like a bunch of weenies. If you want to stop a train >carrying nuclear weapons, glue it to the rails, then glue yourself to the >train, all glued together. Yeah, and if the train gets loose, you can save some leftover to glue your legs back on. Kent, the (I wanna drumstick, hold the cyano-acrylate) man from xanth.