Xref: utzoo rec.humor.d:604 alt.flame:1782 talk.bizarre:9709 Path: utzoo!mnetor!uunet!portal!cup.portal.com!Firesign From: Firesign@cup.portal.com Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,alt.flame,talk.bizarre Subject: Re: Dead dog standing in the middle of the road... Message-ID: <3829@cup.portal.com> Date: 11 Mar 88 09:35:16 GMT References: <3533@mit-vax.LCS.MIT.EDU> <2246@geac.UUCP> <1360@inco.UUCP> <2641@gryphon.CTS.COM> <23055@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> <1833@phoenix.Princeton.EDU> Organization: The Portal System (TM) Lines: 16 XPortal-User-Id: 1.1001.2899 In article <23055@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> robinson@dewey.soe.berkeley.edu.UUCP (Mic ael Robinson) writes: >Extrapolating from Crazy Glue (tm) television advertising, a gallon of >cyano-acrylate ought to be just about enough to glue a Boeing 747 to the >bottom of a steel girder. > >Just think of the possibilities. Peace activists could glue themselves to the pavement instead of just sitting there like a bunch of weenies. If you want to stop a train carrying nuclear weapons, glue it to the rails, then glue yourself to the train, all glued together. **************************************************** yeah..n then they can glue old brian wutzhisnames legs back on geez..if i hear one more thing about that damn train..im gonna puke on YOUR terminal