Path: utzoo!mnetor!uunet!husc6!hao!ames!amdahl!drivax!alexande
From: alexande@drivax.UUCP (Mark Alexander)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc
Subject: Re: HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH AN XT?
Message-ID: <3165@drivax.UUCP>
Date: 7 Mar 88 23:48:17 GMT
References: <113840.2147405664@ocvaxa.oberlin.edu>
Reply-To: alexande@drivax.UUCP (Mark Alexander)
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Organization: Bob-ist Temple of Monterey
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Keywords: lovelorn, need advice


Here's how to get revenge on your Insignificant Other.

First, copy him to a file on your PC, give it a name like NERD.IO.

Make him into an ARC file (NERD.ARC).  Use PKARC instead of ARC
because it will squash him (ever so much more satisfying than mere
crunching).  Plus the flames from irate net users who only have ARC
will make him more crispy.

Upload the ARC file your *nix box, UUENCODE it, and name the resulting
file NERD.UUE.

Finally, post your squashed and encoded I/O to the following groups:
	comp.sys.ibm.pc
	comp.binaries.ibm.pc
	comp.binaries.atari.st
	comp.binaries.amiga
	comp.binaries.mac
and any others you think appropriate.

Oh, and be sure to do all this under your I/O's account, so when the
hate mail pours in, your I/O and not you will be the target.  Seeing
your I/O get squashed, encoded, and flamed in this manner should be
most gratifying.
-- 
Mark Alexander	(UUCP: amdahl!drivax!alexande)
"Bob-ism: the Faith that changes to meet YOUR needs." --Bob