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From: mike@dodiis2.UUCP (Mike Dollard)
Newsgroups: sci.electronics
Subject: Twisted Sony Multiscan from Hell
Message-ID: <3509@dodiis2.UUCP>
Date: 7 Mar 88 23:22:21 GMT
Reply-To: mike@dodiis2.UUCP (Mike Dollard)
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In article <3324@arthur.cs.purdue.edu> you write:
>In article <1921@canisius.UUCP>, kosakow@canisius.UUCP (Michael Kosakowski Sr.) writes:
>>          Speaking of speaker magnets... I have my speakers within 4-5 ft on
>> 	 either side of the tv and *3 sets* have gradually gotten darker and
>> 	 darker pictures and then barfed.. Anyone know of a possible connection?
>
>Yes. Its obvious. The magnetism sucked all the life outta your pix tube.
>Its probably your taste in music. See, because of the left-hand rule
>that magnetism uses, instead of the normal, right-hand rule, all
>your music is actually represented backwards, magnetically. Therefore,
>any recordings that have backwards satannic messages created incarnations
>that manifested themselves in your picture tubes, which crave magnetism to
>do anything useful, and have a big open space besides. These manifestations
>require lots of energy, so when your TV was off, and there was no ultor
>potential, it gradually started removing all the photons from the phospor
>sprinklies on the inside of the faceplate.
>
>
>
>Simple. All you folks who think this is all bullshit- you've never seen
>ghosts on a TV picture before?????

Satanic Ghosts, no doubt.


Not exactly the way they explained magnetism in the textbooks , but whatever

werks :-) for you. I wonder if music sans satanic msgs will re-juvenate the

phosporous of my tube by virtue of a polarity reversal of tyhe magnetic field?


NOTE : This posting is purposefully double spaced in the hope of

satisfying some programmers idea of a good means of reducing network

traffic by forcing me to post more original text than text I post in

a referenced article resulting in useless dribble such as this

which has at times been refferred to as compufodder a.k.a. even more

resultant useless network traffic and resource comsumption which

accomplishes nothing.


	-michael j.