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From: werner@aecom.YU.EDU (Craig Werner)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,sci.misc
Subject: Re: Do You Have an Interesting Formula?
Message-ID: <1668@aecom.YU.EDU>
Date: 15 Mar 88 05:20:33 GMT
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Keywords: formula

In article <10323@shemp.CS.UCLA.EDU>, gregwong@maui.cs.ucla.edu (Greg Wong) writes:
> In article <1536@pixar.UUCP> hb@pixar.UUCP (H. B. Siegel) writes:
> >I'm collecting interesting and/or amusing "formulas" for eventual
> >posting.

From last week's New York Times Sunday magazine:
	"As a rule of thumb, the number of barbers a man has in a lifetime
is roughly equal to his number of affairs."

AND
a very old one:

	(Beauty) * (Brains) = f

             lim         (availability) -> 0.
	f -> infinity 

	(More mundane and misogynist formulation just replaces f with Const)


-- 
	        Craig Werner   (future MD/PhD, 3.5 years down, 3.5 to go)
	     werner@aecom.YU.EDU -- Albert Einstein College of Medicine
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