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From: mikep@ism780c.UUCP (Michael A. Petonic)
Newsgroups: soc.singles,talk.bizarre,alt.flame
Subject: BMW Owners
Message-ID: <9689@ism780c.UUCP>
Date: 9 Apr 88 08:31:47 GMT
Reply-To: mikep@ism780c.UUCP (Michael A. Petonic)
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Looking around at the postures and general attitudes of various
BMW owners, I've noticed certain patterns.  Not ALL BMW owners
fall into these catagories, but it seems to work about 50%
of the time.  Especially around Brentwood, CA (pretentious
neighborhood in Los Angeles).  And for those who may have remembered
my previous post to Eric Madding with my address, no I don't live
in Brentwood, anymore.

Anyways, upon mentioning that a car is a BMW, the BMW owner
will say the following depending upon what model car the
owner has:
	3XX Series:  (In a high pitched, excited voice):
		"Yeah, it's a BMW!!!!!"
	5XX Series:  (Moderate tone, dispassionate):
		"Oh, yeah.  So it's a BMW."
	6XX and 7XX Series:  (In a confident, condescending tone):
		"Of course it's a BMW."

-MikeP
[ flame away, you bimmer owners, you. ]