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From: yamauchi@SPEECH2.CS.CMU.EDU (Brian Yamauchi)
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Subject: Re: The Conspiracy Conspiracy (Hansen & Levitt, 1988)
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Date: 3 Apr 88 05:19:46 GMT
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So... all conspiracy theories are false.  In fact, there's a conspiracy to
create conspiracy theories -- yeah, that's the ticket.  These theories are
believed by people who want to consider themselves superior by labelling
others as nerds and geeks.  Which people?  Those nerds and geeks over there.
Furthermore, the real purpose behind the conspiracy theories is to foster an
atmosphere of paranoia, and you better take the Conspiracy Conspiracy
seriously because all those paranoid people are out to get you.

I'm afraid the "Professor" missed April 1 by a couple days.