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From: jetzer@studsys.mu.edu (jetzer)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.misc,rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: A true story
Message-ID: <100@studsys.mu.edu>
Date: 7 Apr 88 18:50:37 GMT
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Organization: Marquette University - Milwaukee, Wisconsin
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You've probably been reading about that false story abou the six year old
boy in England who's collecting postcards before he dies.  As you know, this
story is completely false.

However, I will tell you a *true* story.  I am 20 years old, have cancer, and
have only 6 months to live.  Before I die, however, I would like to get into
the Guiness Book for collecting the most 256K RAMs before I die.

Please - everybody - send your 256K RAMs to
Mike Jetzer
123 Fourth Street
Anytown, WI  40788

:-)
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Mike Jetzer
"If you can't be right, be forceful"
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