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From: jsast@cisunx.UUCP (Johann)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.misc,rec.humor,misc.misc
Subject: Re: A true story
Message-ID: <8926@cisunx.UUCP>
Date: 22 Apr 88 00:39:51 GMT
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Organization: Society for the prevention of cruelty to the male race.
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Summary: My story...


Well, now that we mention it... I have a story too.  Last month, I was 
working on insides of my PC when a bad circuit shorted and blew up in my face.
Now I have had surgery three times to fix the scars and my face has become 
infected beyond all repair.  I will probably die in about three weeks and I
need your help.  You see, I want to get in the Guiness book of world records
for having collected the most amount of money from idiots that reply to these
stupid messages.  If you would like to help me, please send me $10.00.  I
will accept checks, money orders... No credit cards or COD's please..
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

					-Johann
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|University|Johann says...  Ollie is a criminal          |JSAST@PITTVMS.Bitnet|
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|Pittsburgh|                Ollie used the American flag |><><><><><><><><><><|
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