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From: granger@cg-atla.UUCP (Peter Granger )
Newsgroups: news.admin,alt.sex
Subject: Quoting Comedians (was Re: Timely Notification)
Message-ID: <3721@cg-atla.UUCP>
Date: 3 May 88 21:12:07 GMT
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In article <2043@rtech.UUCP> stevef@rtech.UUCP (Steve Frye) writes:
>In article <5846@well.UUCP>, slf@well.UUCP (Sharon Lynne Fisher) writes:
>> >"I'd rather have my child watch a film of two people making love than of
>> >two people trying to kill one another." -- John Lennon
>> Actually, Lenny Bruce said this first.
>And I always thought it was George Carlin.

  Actually, what Carlin said (the first time I heard him) was, "Make love,
not war. What a great idea.  Now, why not take the idea a little further?
Make fuck, not kill. Makes sense to me!"

  And while we're at it, what about Elaine Boosler (or some similar
comedienne): "Why do we always say 'Fuck you!'? Sounds like a compliment
to me. Now, if we wanted to come up with something really nasty, how
about 'Audit you!'."
-- 
Pete Granger            ...!{decvax,ulowell,ima,ism780c}!cg-atla!granger
I like to keep people guessing about my actions. After all, most of the
time, I'm guessing about my actions.