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From: gilbert@cs.glasgow.ac.uk (Gilbert Cockton)
Newsgroups: comp.ai
Subject: Robot Jokes from eunet.jokes
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Date: 17 May 88 13:42:49 GMT
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Reply-To: gilbert@cs.glasgow.ac.uk (Gilbert Cockton)
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>    How many robots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>    Two! One to screw in the light bulb and one to pick up the broken pieces.
>
>    Why did the robot cross the road?
>    It was in his program.
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>    What is the difference between a robot and a cockroach?
>    The cockroach is intelligent!
Sorry if anyone thinks this shouldn't be here. Makes a change from free-will :-)