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From: jas@cadre.dsl.PITTSBURGH.EDU (Jeffrey A. Sullivan)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac
Subject: Re:  HELP! I WANT MONEY TOO!!
Keywords: I need bunches of money
Message-ID: <1229@cadre.dsl.PITTSBURGH.EDU>
Date: 27 May 88 16:39:14 GMT
Organization: Decision Systems Lab., Univ. of Pittsburgh, PA.
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Listen fellas, I am in a really dire situation.  Being a graduate student, I
don't make much money.  In fact, I make just enough to scrape by.
This being the case, I just had the realization that I won't have my
first million by 25.  Needless to say, this threw me into a blue funk.
So, this message:

Please send me cash.  Oodles and oodles of it.  All you can spare.
Small change, large bills, T notes, checks (certified or cahier's
only, please), money orders, gold, platinum, silver, diamonds, rubies,
bananas, you name it, I want it.

So send now, and think of the joy you'll feel over and over as you
realize that YOU (yes YOU) have helped in the building of a
millionaire!

p.s. BIG ;-)

p.p.s.  Replies to alt.flame


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Jeffrey Sullivan			  | University of Pittsburgh
jas@cadre.dsl.pittsburgh.edu		  | Intelligent Systems Studies Program
jasper@PittVMS.BITNET, jasst3@cisunx.UUCP | Graduate Student