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From: levy@grasp.cis.upenn.edu (Alden Levy)
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Subject: Re: HELP ME!!!
Summary: It's not REALLY a contradiction
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Date: 9 Jun 88 16:15:52 GMT
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In article <6354@cup.portal.com> Geva_Apple-Maniac_Patz@cup.portal.com writes:
>Hmm:
>First, Jay or says:
>]
>> My parents are as broke as I am
>now he says:
>
>> I'm an orphan
>
>Ah, shame! Can't even get his ickle story straight!
> Geva

No, no.  You've got it all wrong.  His parents were as broke as he was, 
but they were too ashamed to admit that they couldn't afford to send
him to school, so they left.  My this is very sad.  Maybe we SHOULD all
send him money.:-)

On that note, I saw this neat little Ferrari the other day, but I 
just can't seem to afford it or the insurance....