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From: hollombe@ttidca.TTI.COM (The Polymath)
Newsgroups: news.admin,rec.arts.wobegon,rec.humor,soc.men,soc.women,soc.singles
Subject: Re: HELP ME!!!
Message-ID: <2672@ttidca.TTI.COM>
Date: 10 Jun 88 17:36:28 GMT
References: <17623@ncoast.UUCP> <6354@cup.portal.com>
Reply-To: hollombe@ttidcb.tti.com (The Polymath)
Organization: The Cat Factory
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In article <6354@cup.portal.com> Geva_Apple-Maniac_Patz@cup.portal.com writes:
}Hmm:
}
}First, Jay or says:
}]
}> My parents are as broke as I am
}
}now he says:
}
}> I'm an orphan
}
}Ah, shame! Can't even get his ickle story straight!

I'll bet he murdered his parents between postings just to get our
sympathy.  (-:{

Required joke for rec.humor:

Example of the Yiddish word "chutzpah":

     When found guilty of the murder of your parents you plead for mercy
     on the grounds that you're an orphan.

-- 
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