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From: jwm@stdc.jhuapl.edu (Jim Meritt)
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Subject: Re: HELP ME!!!
Message-ID: <757@aplcomm.UUCP>
Date: 15 Jun 88 09:17:32 GMT
References: <17623@ncoast.UUCP> <6354@cup.portal.com> <4977@super.upenn.edu>
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In article <4977@super.upenn.edu> levy@grasp.cis.upenn.edu.UUCP (Alden Levy) writes:
}
}In article <6354@cup.portal.com> Geva_Apple-Maniac_Patz@cup.portal.com writes:
}>Hmm:
}>First, Jay or says:
}>> My parents are as broke as I am
}>now he says:
}>> I'm an orphan
}>Ah, shame! Can't even get his ickle story straight!
}
}No, no.  You've got it all wrong.  His parents were as broke as he was, 
}but they were too ashamed to admit that they couldn't afford to send
}him to school, so they left.  My this is very sad.  Maybe we SHOULD all
}send him money.:-)


No, you have it wrong - they are poor but honest (why "but"?  don't know
but is a really common phrase).  When they saw JJ's articles they killed
themselves.

ob joke: JJ


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