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From: NU098674@NDSUVM1.BITNET (Tony Hammel)
Newsgroups: news.admin,rec.arts.wobegon,rec.humor,soc.men,soc.women,soc.singles
Subject: Re: HELP ME!!!
Message-ID: <1230NU098674@NDSUVM1>
Date: 13 Jun 88 17:24:06 GMT
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Organization: North Dakota Higher Education Computer Network, Fargo, ND
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>>My parents are as broke as I am
>now he says:
>>I'm an orphan


Oh, I get it!  He's SO POOR...
                          ("how poor is he?")
He's so poor he can't even afford to pay attention, even to himself!

Ba-DUM-bump!!!