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From: davek@infmx.UUCP (David Kosenko)
Newsgroups: news.admin,rec.arts.wobegon,rec.humor,soc.men,soc.women,soc.singles
Subject: Re: HELP ME!!!
Summary: I can't resist
Message-ID: <245@infmx.UUCP>
Date: 14 Jun 88 16:59:45 GMT
References: <17623@ncoast.UUCP> <6354@cup.portal.com> <1230NU098674@NDSUVM1>
Organization: Informix Software Inc., Menlo Park, CA.
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In article <1230NU098674@NDSUVM1>, NU098674@NDSUVM1.BITNET (Tony Hammel) writes:
> >>My parents are as broke as I am
> >now he says:
> >>I'm an orphan
> 
> 
> Oh, I get it!  He's SO POOR...
>                           ("how poor is he?")
> He's so poor he can't even afford to pay attention, even to himself!
> 
> Ba-DUM-bump!!!


	Sorry, but I couldn't help but recall the bit from Mel Brooks'
"The History of the World, Part I", during the French Revolution:

Madame LaFarge (or whatever he name is): 

	...we are zo poor, we don't even have our own language,
	just zis stupid accent!

Random Scum:

	She's right!  We all sound like Maurice Chevalier. Oh ho ho!



Admittedly, this has nothing to do with the matter at hand, but I
thought it funny.


Must dash -
Dave

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