Path: utzoo!attcan!uunet!lll-winken!lll-tis!ames!amdahl!pacbell!att!ihnp4!ihlpf!straka From: straka@ihlpf.ATT.COM (Straka) Newsgroups: sci.bio Subject: Re: Bug zappers Keywords: A royal scam? Message-ID: <5057@ihlpf.ATT.COM> Date: 16 Jun 88 17:17:31 GMT References: <3637@brspyr1.BRS.Com> <1737@homxb.UUCP> <3122@ut-emx.UUCP> <258@sortac.UUCP> <3175@ut-emx.UUCP> Reply-To: straka@ihlpf.UUCP (55223-Straka,R.J.) Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories - Naperville, Illinois Lines: 19 In article <3175@ut-emx.UUCP> osmigo@emx.UUCP (Ron Morgan) writes: |In article <258@sortac.UUCP| wcb@sortac.UUCP (Bill Barksdale) writes: |[referring to June Bugs] |Well, everybody calls them June Bugs. Little orange things about half an |inch long, sort of fat and round-shaped. By "kamikaze attack," I really |meant that they appear to fly around blindly, bumping into your face just |as you take a sip of coffee. THUMP. SPLASH. ARRGGHHHH, GET A NAPKIN!!! I think I know why they are called June bugs. They are so dumb and defenseless that they are all killed by the time July comes around! No, they don't seem to know how to do enev simple things, like land. Instead, they seem to fly around until they hit something; then drop out of the air onto the ground, usually on their back. -- Rich Straka ihnp4!ihlpf!straka Avoid BrainDamage: MSDOS - just say no!