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From: ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
Newsgroups: comp.misc,rec.ham-radio,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Make a Wish Come True
Summary: There's one born every minute.
Message-ID: <7029@well.UUCP>
Date: 5 Sep 88 09:32:30 GMT
References: <8684@cup.portal.com>
Reply-To: ewhac@well.UUCP (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab)
Followup-To: rec.humor
Organization: Lt. Col. Oliver North, Overseas Shipping and Receiving.
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Quote: "Please fetch me, dear knave, a 'Whopper.'  And hold the bun."  -- Milo

[ Where was I going again?.....  Oh yeah!  Grandma's house! ]

	Greetings citizens of the Net.  My name is Smedley Suckerbait.  I am
dying of an incurable disease.  I have a last wish to make, which you can
help me make come true.  Before I pass from this life, I want to get into
the Guiness Book of World Records as the person to have owned the greatest
ever number of one megabit DRAMs.

	Please send your DRAMs (no SIMM's, please) to:

	Smedley Suckerbait
	c/o well!ewhac@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU

	Help me to die a happy man.  Thank you.

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Leo L. Schwab -- The Guy in The Cape	INET: well!ewhac@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU
 \_ -_		Recumbent Bikes:	UUCP: pacbell > !{well,unicom}!ewhac
O----^o	      The Only Way To Fly.	      hplabs / (pronounced "AE-wack")
"Work FOR?  I don't work FOR anybody!  I'm just having fun."  -- The Doctor