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From: pardo@june.cs.washington.edu (David Keppel)
Newsgroups: comp.lang.misc
Subject: Language Abuse (WAS:Row/Column in Fortran)
Message-ID: <5660@june.cs.washington.edu>
Date: 6 Sep 88 21:24:08 GMT
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Reply-To: pardo@uw-june.UUCP (David Keppel)
Organization: U of Washington, Computer Science, Seattle
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evan@u1100a.UUCP (Evan J. Bigall) writes:
>[ Fortran jokes.  Thanks! ]

Everywhere you see the name "Fortran", replace with "C".
C is the Fortran of the 90's.  Before you send flame tonnage,
please consider the last joke in the list:

    "Real Programmers can write Fortran in any Language."


	;-D on  ( And that's the news, I'm Dan Rather Not )  Pardo
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