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From: meo@stiatl.UUCP (Miles O'Neal)
Newsgroups: sci.bio,alt.aquaria,talk.bizarre
Subject: Re: Fruit Flys
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Date: 14 Nov 88 04:17:36 GMT
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In article <8648@gryphon.COM> richard@gryphon.COM (Richard Sexton) writes:
>I'm having a problem with fruit flies.
...
>A prompts response would be most appreciated, as, judging from the number
>of pupae in and around the container, there are going to be a LOT of
>flies when I go into work monday.

Obviously you never heard about Ignorantzi Casserole's
work with fruit flies. This exact experiment was performed
exactly ONCE in all of recorded history, and resulted in:

a wine smell that brought connoiseurs and lushes alike from
over 50 Km away on a windy day,

the only recorded 73 kg goldfish on record, and

the world's worst recorded  plague of fruit flies,
which, fortunately for southern Italy, were blown across
the Med into North Africa, where they turned the
beautiful, lush "cradle of civilization" into the
humongous desert it is today.

Oh yeah, some of the flies mutated (evolved? devolved?
were undivinely refashioned?) into very sick facsimiles
(technology even then!) of men, who are alive even today
in that corner of the world - the most prominent going
under the human-names of Khadaffy and Arafart.

*I'm* getting my family's tickets to Iceland RIGHT NOW!

GOOD-BYE!