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From: gpanderson@cs.tcd.ie (Glynn Anderson)
Newsgroups: sci.space.shuttle
Subject: Shuttle Status for 11/24/88 (Backwarded)
Message-ID: <25493@cs.tcd.ie>
Date: 24 Nov 88 14:09:08 GMT
Organization: Computer Science Department, Trinity College Dublin
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	KSC(Knock Space Center) SPACE SHUTTLE REPORT -THURSDAY, NOV. 24, 1988

		SOS-27 - SPUDNIK (0V 104)   -   COWPAD 39-B

		The hops storage tanks for the orbital brewing system were 
	pressurized for flight yesterday. It is hoped to have the Guinness on
	draught in time for lunch.

		The cowpad will be cleared of all non-essential farm animals
	for a practice lunch tomorrow. Explosive charges will be installed
	in various parts of the shuttle vehicle by Libyan fundamentalists and
	all demands will be checked out.

		Tomorrow, the turf reactant storage and the outside loo will be
	purged. These fuel cell storage tanks will be loaded with liquid turf
	and whisky before take-off. 

		The vehicle is scheduled to be powered down, Wednesday midnight
	for Benjy's birthday party in order to prevent accidental lunch.

		Lunch is scheduled for pub closing time, Saturday night by 
	which time the astronauts hope to have their fuel cells fully tanked 
	up.

		Explo