Path: utzoo!attcan!scott From: scott@attcan.UUCP (Scott MacQuarrie) Newsgroups: tor.general Subject: Re: Phantom subway station? Message-ID: <3518@vpk4.UUCP> Date: 24 Nov 88 14:46:18 GMT References: <1636@maccs.McMaster.CA> <5309@watdcsu.waterloo.edu> Distribution: tor Organization: AT&T Canada Inc., Toronto Lines: 29 In article <5309@watdcsu.waterloo.edu>, andytoy@watdcsu.waterloo.edu (Andy Toy, Applications Support Group) writes: > I heard a story like that too. I seem to recall that it was on the > Queen Street subway line and the station is at Queen and Yonge, below > the Queen Street station on the Yonge line. Is this true? > -- Hee Hee. The "Queen Street Subway". Not only do we have a phantom subway station, we have an entire phantom subway line. Actually, There is a Queen Street Subway. It's existance has been suppressed for many years, as it is used for smuggling exotic New York grass. This grass is known as "new york white" due to its unnatural white color and extreme potency. It's grown in the abandoned sewers under New York City and thus its white color from lack of sunlight. Of course, something this valuable and this illegial has to be guarded at all times and it is - by crocs raised from survivors of the many poor reptiles who are flushed down the johns of New York by ungratful owners. These creatures grow to gigantic lengths and are known for a fanatical devotion to those who rescued them. Scott MacQuarrie :-) AT&T Canada Inc uunet!attcan!scott p.s. opinions are my own