Path: utzoo!attcan!uunet!husc6!ukma!rutgers!apple!vsi1!v7fs1!mvp From: mvp@v7fs1.UUCP (Michael Van Pelt) Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc Subject: Re: Semi-Annual Posting of my Jerry Pournelle Spoof Message-ID: <154@v7fs1.UUCP> Date: 21 Dec 88 21:39:16 GMT References: <1521@helios.ee.lbl.gov> Reply-To: mvp@v7fs1.UUCP (Michael Van Pelt) Organization: Video7, Cupertino, CA Lines: 22 In article <1521@helios.ee.lbl.gov> forrest@ux1.lbl.gov (Jon Forrest) writes: >I can't stand Jerry Pournelle. I really can't. A while ago I wrote >the following in an attempt to make myself feel better. I've decided >to post it every 6 months until Jerry stops writing "columns". >--- > Computing at Anarchy Acres [deleted] You ought to check out a copy of the April 1984 issue of Computer Languages, if you can find one at a library or something. (Maybe it was '85 or '86, now that I think of it...) It was a complete "April Fools" issue, and had a fantastic parody of Pournelle's column. (It's too bad that all the magazines are too staid and "professional" to have enough of a sense of humor to do this any more.) It also had an "interview" with Nicholas Wirth: "I wrote Pascal as a joke to amuse the computer community, but nobody caught on. It has no input or output, and STILL nobody caught on!" -- "... Local prohibitions cannot block advances in military | Mike Van Pelt and commercial technology.... democratic movements for | Video 7 local restraint can only restrain the world's democracies,| ..ames!vsi1!v7fs1!mvp not the world as a whole. -- K. Eric Drexler