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From: rdaulton@emdeng.Dayton.NCR.COM (Richard.H.Dick.Daulton)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.d,news.misc
Subject: Re: KW Record Article on Joke Debate
Keywords: administrivia
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Date: 15 Dec 88 14:38:18 GMT
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Reply-To: rdaulton@emdeng.Dayton.NCR.COM (Richard.H.Dick.Daulton)
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>OLD article asked:
> how could you confuse an Italian woman with a gorilla ?

1. maybe if you were a jew or a scot that had nothing better
	to do than go out to dinner with a scot or a jew ??

2. if you were Jonathan Richmond !  AHA ... you say but can
	it be proven ?  in pure logic, YES !!!
	(i'm kinda rusty at this so hold on...)
	PREMISE: Jonathan didn't object to the "joke"
	PREMISE: the funny part was obvious to Jonathan
	CONCLUSION: Italian women can be mistaken for shaven
		gorillas.

3. Jonathan either dates an Italian or a Gorilla.

4. Both Gorillas and Italians have turned down Jonathan's
	advances, so he doesn't mind seeing them picked on.

-- 
dick.daulton@dayton.ncr.com * THE FUTURE'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE
             but, then again, THE PAST'S NOT WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE