Path: utzoo!attcan!uunet!lll-winken!ames!mailrus!csd4.milw.wisc.edu!bionet!agate!saturn!ucscb.UCSC.EDU!funkstr From: funkstr@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (-=/ Larry Hastings /=-) Newsgroups: comp.sys.ibm.pc Subject: Re: Desqview screen blanking Keywords: horror stories about getting Quarterdeck Tech Support on the phone Message-ID: <5963@saturn.ucsc.edu> Date: 13 Jan 89 06:27:10 GMT References: <6211@ecsvax.uncecs.edu> Sender: usenet@saturn.ucsc.edu Reply-To: funkstr@ucscb.UCSC.EDU (-=/ Larry Hastings /=-) Organization: MetaWare, Incorporated Lines: 29 +-In article <6211@ecsvax.uncecs.edu>, harris@ecsvax.uncecs.edu (Mark Harris) wrote:- +---------- | | By the way, trying to get technical support from Quarterdeck | is murder. Last time I spent 40 long distance minutes waiting in | their queue. I'm reluctant to go through that again. | Mark Harris mail:harris@ecsvax(UUCP/BITNET) | +---------- The long wait is caused by their "Priority Service" system, which is a self-feeding loop. You see, after a couple of long waits on the phone (I've waited 1.5 hours for Tech Support from them) you get disgusted, and you buy their $30 "Priority Service" package, which means that whenever you call you jump to the head of the tech support queue, passing by all the people who don't have Priority Service, which means that they have to wait longer, which means they get disgusted and spring for the $30... and on it goes. At least they're getting a better phone system in... that evil phone-mail system is the worst thing to come along since bright neon clothing. -- /|\ /|\ .. . . . . . . . . . . | |\| |\| .. . . . . . . . . . . |/|\|/|\|/|| _ _ _ _ |_| _ _ |_ -__ _ _ARPA: funkstr@ucscb.ucsc.EDU | |/| |/|L_ (_\( ( (_/ | |(_\_) (_ || )(_)_)UUCP: *!ucbvax!ucscb!funkstr \|/ \|/ larry / hastings _/ WORK: sun!acad!metaware!funkster MetaWare Incorporated Disclaimer: It was a bad day. "If any of your OSF force are caught or killed, the Secretary will deny any knowlege of your activities." --from the new Mission: Impractical