Xref: utzoo comp.misc:4992 rec.humor.d:1583 rec.humor:18662 Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!csd4.milw.wisc.edu!bionet!agate!saturn!ucscc.UCSC.EDU!haynes From: haynes@ucscc.UCSC.EDU (Jim Haynes) Newsgroups: comp.misc,rec.humor.d,rec.humor Subject: Re: Looking for Computer Folklore Message-ID: <6285@saturn.ucsc.edu> Date: 9 Feb 89 04:09:14 GMT References: <7143@pyr.gatech.EDU> <532@geovision.UUCP> <768@ur-cc.UUCP> <1012@ncrcce.StPaul.NCR.COM> <380@frksyv.UUCP> <7754@netnews.upenn.edu> <7129@pucc.Princeton.EDU> Sender: usenet@saturn.ucsc.edu Reply-To: haynes@ucscc.UCSC.EDU (Jim Haynes) Organization: California State Home for the Weird Lines: 20 In article <7129@pucc.Princeton.EDU> BVAUGHAN@pucc.Princeton.EDU writes: >In 1972, I was assigned the task of writing an interactive user >interface for a statistical analysis program written in FORTRAN IV. >I was told that the users were "MBA types; not very quantitative and >with little background in statistics." That reminded me of a story in Norbert Wiener's autobiography. During World War II he was in charge of a group of people who ran desk calculators to solve ballistics problems. The people were called "computers". He always had trouble getting enough computers to handle the workload, what with the military manpower situation. Once when the Army couldn't get scientific computers they sent him a bunch of accountants. He said these would carry out every calculation to two decimal places and no more! (They thought only in dollars and cents.) haynes@ucscc.ucsc.edu haynes@ucscc.bitnet ..ucbvax!ucscc!haynes "Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an Art." Charles McCabe, San Francisco Chronicle