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From: moriarty@tc.fluke.COM (Jeff Meyer)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac
Subject: You Have *My Word* On It
Keywords: Bill Gates == Joe Isuzu?
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Date: 13 Feb 89 22:53:00 GMT
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From the 2/14/89 issue of MacWeek:

    [Bill Gates says that] Word 4.0 will ship "very, very soon and is
    GUARANTEED TO BE COMPLETELY BUG-FREE."  {My caps}

Well.  That'll be a first.

For the human race.

                           "Once the number three, being the third number, be
                            reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
                            Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naught in my
                            sight, shall snuff it."
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