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From: Devin_E_Ben-Hur@cup.portal.com
Newsgroups: comp.arch,rec.humor
Subject: Re: rhealstone
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Date: 21 Feb 89 19:57:57 GMT
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RhollingStone -- for benchmarking sound generation systems.
Sahndstone -- for benchmarking silcon (get it, sand) chips.
Soahpstone -- for measuring daytime cable tv usage.
Flahgstone -- for benchmarking boolean operations.
WhatStone? -- for statistical verification of psuedo randome number generators

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