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From: dnewton@carroll1.UUCP (David Newton)
Newsgroups: comp.arch,rec.humor
Subject: Re: rhealstone
Message-ID: <236@carroll1.UUCP>
Date: 23 Feb 89 17:56:24 GMT
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Reply-To: dnewton@carroll1.UUCP (David Newton)
Organization: Carroll College-Waukesha, WI
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   Whystone -- asks the computer why bother a whole bunch of times
   Wherestone -- i dunno, turns the computer into a hairy stone if
                 the moon is full? (groan)
   Captain Blighstone -- does some sort of micro-mutiny
   Sighstone -- relates performance time to how bored the operator is
                with doing benchmarks
   Chrystone (crystone) -- the operator is *thouroughly* bored now
   Sthystones (Stystnes) - show operator how messy insides of computer
               is in relation to its speed

okay, so i was bored.