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From: ram@shukra.Sun.COM (Renu Raman)
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Subject: Re: rhealstone
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Date: 24 Feb 89 08:43:38 GMT
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>RhollingStone -- for benchmarking sound generation systems.
>Sahndstone -- for benchmarking silcon (get it, sand) chips.
>Soahpstone -- for measuring daytime cable tv usage.
>Flahgstone -- for benchmarking boolean operations.
>WhatStone? -- for statistical verification of psuedo randome number generators

Firestone  -- where your mileage may vary :-)