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From: kfir@bimacs.BITNET (Yuval Kfir)
Newsgroups: rec.humor,comp.misc
Subject: Grenade!!!!!
Summary: (Was used by Woody Allen)
Message-ID: <795@bimacs.BITNET>
Date: 17 Feb 89 11:41:55 GMT
References: <1788@uop.edu>
Reply-To: kfir@bimacs.UUCP (Yuval Kfir)
Organization: Bar-Ilan University, Israel.
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In article <1788@uop.edu> master@uop.edu (Nasser Al-Ismaily) writes:
>What do you get when you cross a JAP with an Apple?
>A computer that never goes down.

Q: What do you do when an Arab throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell, 'cause he's probably got a grenade in his teeth.

(OK, I admit, *both* were in the fortune file)

        --YK