Xref: utzoo rec.humor:19268 rec.humor.d:1691 comp.misc:5267 Path: utzoo!utgpu!watmath!clyde!att!homxb!houxa!kraz From: kraz@houxa.ATT.COM (A.KRASNA) Newsgroups: rec.humor,rec.humor.d,comp.misc Subject: Re: Looking for Computer Folklore Summary: me too!! Message-ID: <4860@houxa.ATT.COM> Date: 23 Feb 89 21:36:48 GMT References: <7143@pyr.gatech.EDU> <4744@sfsup.UUCP> <2887@sybase.sybase.com> <1912I78BC@CUNYVM> Organization: AT&T BL Holmdel NJ USA Lines: 27 In article <1912I78BC@CUNYVM>, I78BC@CUNYVM.CUNY.EDU (Michael Polymenakos) writes: > > How about the young computer salesman giving some client a demonstration > of the new electronic word-processor? He loads up a large document, and > says: "watch this!". He hits a couple of keys, and converts every "i" in the > document to an "a", making the text unreadable. > > "And it you can change it all back, just like this" he proclaims,subsequently > converting all "a"s back to "i", including those that had been "a"s originally. I hate to admit it but I did the same thing when I taught people word processing. Lucky they were so dumb I amde it seem as it I had done it on purpose. I don't know why I'm doing this but I just love when non tech people talk about computers. My favorite is when the Home Shopping Club sells PCs . THe best line. Comes with an 8 bit processing for .... ...... processing 8 bits. -- Allen S. Krasna attbl-ho ( ) the space above left intentionally blank in memory of the late great Roy Orbison (after all had he not lived Thunder Road would have needed different lyrics)