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From: karl@sugar.hackercorp.com (Karl Lehenbauer)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga
Subject: Re: Amiga computers
Summary: flame
Message-ID: <3582@sugar.hackercorp.com>
Date: 5 Mar 89 16:07:31 GMT
References: <36510@vax1.tcd.ie>
Organization: Sugar Land Unix - Houston
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[warning:  posting uses bad language - hit 'n' if you'll be offended.]

In article <36510@vax1.tcd.ie>, jagrogan@vax1.tcd.ie writes:
> I found this in the jokes section of the news..and thought that it 
> might appeal to all non-amiga users (That should be an awful lot of users)
...
> What's the difference between an Amiga and a bucket of shit?
> A bucket.
...
> What's worse than having to program an IBM PC and fuck a pig?
> Having to program an Amiga and fuck a pig.
...  etc etc

Thank you SO MUCH for sharing these with us, jagrogan, especially 
in comp.sys.amiga.tech.  There are SO MANY non-amiga users in that group, 
why, I can't even begin to count them.

In honor of your Magnificient Achievement, I have prepared some similar
"jokes" below.  Perhaps other thankful amiga.tech reads would like to show
their appreciaion to you by filling your mailbox with nasty indignant
flames, er, I mean, appreciative, comradely praise.

What's the difference between jagrogan's brain and a bowl of rancid mush?
The bowl.

How many jagrogans would it take to cause the imminent death of the net?
Don't even think about things like that.

What kind of person would rather fuck a pig and program an IBM PC than program
an Amiga?
jagrogan@vax1 and other degenerate losers of his ilk.

But is that just because he likes to fuck pigs?
Maybe.

How many jagrogans would you have to examine to find one working brain
cell?
A lot.  More than you'd care to.

Would anyone in the universe prefer to program an underpowered, soundless, 
biltterless, segmented, 640K-limited, single-tasking 8088-based IBM PC over 
an Amiga?
Well, you wouldn't think so, but there's this roto jagrogan@vax1...
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