Path: utzoo!attcan!uunet!mcvax!ukc!tcdcs!vax1!jagrogan
From: jagrogan@vax1.tcd.ie
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.tech
Subject: Amiga computers
Message-ID: <36510@vax1.tcd.ie>
Date: 2 Mar 89 13:38:02 GMT
Organization: Computer Laboratory, Trinity College Dublin
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I found this in the jokes section of the news..and thought that it 
might appeal to all non-amiga users (That should be an awful lot of users)


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Path: vax1!rwallace
From: rwallace@vax1.tcd.ie
Newsgroups: eunet.jokes
Subject: Amiga jokes
Message-ID: <35836@vax1.tcd.ie>
Date: 27 Feb 89 21:16:51 GMT
Organization: Computer Laboratory, Trinity College Dublin
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In the spirit of the very successful Lada jokes, how about a few Amiga jokes?
Here's some to start with:

An Amiga user went into a computer shop and said, "I'd like a dust cover for
my Amiga".
"OK", says the salesman, "sounds like a fair swap to me".

What's the difference between an Amiga and a bucket of shit?
A bucket.

What do you call an Amiga in a Volkswagen?
A pile of crap.

What do you call an Amiga with a smiley face sticker on the monitor screen?
A pile of crap.

What do you call an Amiga painted purple with green spots?
A pile of crap.

What do you call an Amiga?
A pile of crap.

What's worse than having to program an IBM PC and fuck a pig?
Having to program an Amiga and fuck a pig.

"To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem"
Russell Wallace, Trinity College, Dublin
rwallace@vax1.tcd.ie