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From: steve@raspail.cdcnet.cdc.com (Steve Schonberger)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Another by Rushdie?
Keywords: topical, funny, offense=Buddhists
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Date: 29 Mar 89 08:20:13 GMT
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This one was posted anonymously to a Minneapolis-Saint Paul area
bulletin board system.  I edited it a little.

	Salman Rushdie plans to release another book soon.
	It's tentatively titled, "Buddah, You Fat Slob".

{ed Reportedly Herb Caen tells a similar joke.}
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Steve Schonberger	steve@raspail.cdcnet.cdc.com

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Edited by Brad Templeton.  MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP
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