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From: steven@uts.amdahl.com (Fearless Leader)
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Subject: 3-time losers
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Date: 30 Mar 89 08:20:05 GMT
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<Told to me about 12 years ago>
Q: What's the definition of a three-time loser?
A: A pregnant whore driving an Edsel with a "Nixon for President" bumper
   sticker on it.

<In Herb Caen's column (San Francisco Chronicle, 03/17/89)>
Q: What's the definition of a three-time loser?
A: An Eastern Airlines pilot who owns apple orchards in Chile.

--// Steven Swinkels  //--
--// Amdahl Corporation  //--  amdahl!steven

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